Q: So, Derelict...
A: IS AT WEBTOONS!!!!!!!! SEE HERE!
Q: How come you have a website? You aren't even famous or anything.
A: Ha, well apparently someone isn't up-to-date on Brasilian police blotters, because I've made quite a name for myself in the last few years.
Q: That's not how you spell Brazilian.
A: It's how they spelled it on the warrant.
Q: Hey, idiot! Nice broken hand from punching a wall! Ha ha. Idiot!
A: Your statement was not in question form, but I will elaborate. In a devolutionary moment, I got angry and punched the wall of my house with my drawing hand, breaking the 5th metacarpal. It was easily the dumbest thing I've ever done, and I paid money to see The 5th Element, so that's saying something. In any case, after a few thousand dollars and some rehabilitation, I am working my way back toward peak artistic amazinghood.
Q: How do you pull off that really graphic, shady look that you produce?
A: If you mean the one on my face when I'm at the food court, I was born with it. If you mean my art style on Derelict and Blood of the Blood, then the workflow is as follows:
Q: What's the best way to break into comics?
A: Have a day job and change your mind.
Q: You have a story in Gay Terror #1? Does that mean you are gay?
A: Of course it does. I also did the art for Chucky #1, so it stands to reason that I am a 2 foot tall killer doll. Based on Derelict, I am also a robot.
Q: What's today's special?
Q: The final art for Chucky looked kinda crummy? What's the deal?
A: There's a longer story here, but trust me, Devil's Due Publishing got every penny's worth of the 78 dollars that they paid me to do that, not to mention 12 pages of the second issue that they got for free before they downsized and dissappeared! And by disappeared, I mean the guy in charge (Josh Blaylock) changed their name to avoid getting set upon by debtors/creditors and repeated lied to me and others about paying me/them back. I stopped reading his emails and life has been simpler since. Lesson learned.
Q: Isn't your name Jason? What's with the J David? Are you getting all high-falutin'?