Well, my old phone number was on here, but I've redacted it before I start getting angry phone calls from CHUD readers (what? you never know!). As it happens, you're better off, really, as my phone voice is monotone enough to be the female star of a series of tweener supernatural romance movies. Instead of calling, mail me electronically, won't you?

jason@jdavidrhodes.com

I can also often be found at the following places at various times, so if you are a gambler, give them a shot:

1. Michael's or Hobby Lobby - whichever one is NOT having a sale on wreaths or Chinese housewares on that particular day.

2. The Alamo Drafthouse Theater in Winchester, eating a cheesesteak and/or almost getting beaten up by a hipster jerk while listening to Crispin Glover do a reading of his book (true story).

3. Any Sheetz store still stocking Tastycake chocolate mini-donuts.

4. On Route 50, getting rear-ended by other drivers in my trusty '95 Hyundai [UPDATE: the Hyundai eventually became decidedly un-trustworthy]

5. State Line Exxon, buying reasonably priced Pepsi or Yuengling... or both. No, I don't mix them together, you sicko.

6. In my large backyard, chilling in front of a bonfire, under the stars, trying to get my money's worth out of my mortgage.