Hello and welcome to the site.

Here you will find information about my past, present and future projects and artwork, random movie quotes, occasional rants/raves, information regarding turtle husbandry and details on how to find me should you decide to enlist my services for anything legal or quasi-thereof. Feel free to get in touch about any questions, comments, concerns, or questions about the Goonies that Wikipedia can't answer for you.

Monster Squad inquisitors, please seek elsewhere. We don't serve your kind here.

Still punk on the inside,
-J David